hi my name isn't pi.look up at sky.and wonder why.why are you alive
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If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality. If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving .
Me: dozes off while driving. everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?They both hang on trees.
who killed hitler goes to heaven. *looks up* oh,never mind.
little timmy said"i had a body eieio now you are next"as he shoots you