What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god my mom's gonna kill me!"
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Why did the murder invest in condoms?To kill the future buyers!
dont do sucide that shit kills
Uranus is larger than Neptune but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke also Neptune don't kill me)
pregnant teen: im pregnant my mums gonna kill me. Unborn baby: my mums gonna kill me
Why did the orphan kill someone ? Because it would make him wanted
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New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
I got a roommate, he killed a butterfly and I said no butter for a week, the next day he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch nice try
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
This guy tried to kill me and i asked "what is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied ": nah, its Halloween"
why would a dead guy lie?
because he can't stand up
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed death.
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You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the lysol didn't kill.
2,996 kill streak boom
Me: Kills the boss and takes his loot. Everyone else in the office:😱
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