Depression

Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?!

Brain

HEHA

when you kill people in a war its perfectly fine but when its a school everyone has a problem with it wth.

Chicken

Anonymous

Why did the chicken kill himself? To get to the other side.

Fire

Anonymous

This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall

(Do you get the joke)

(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)

War

Idk

My grandpa peronaly killed 3 german pilots.

He was the whorst mechanic luftwafe had.

JFK

Anonymous

No one

Absolutely no one

The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK

Emo

Anonymous

What’s the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?

Hitler knows when to kill himself!

Baby

Big Boss Tom

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

Personal

Anonymous

When you think about it hitler wasn’t a bad person he killed hitler

Time

Death&Decay

If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to KILL MYSELF I’d be a millionaire.

Baby

Unborn Pasta

What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?

They both think “Mom’s probably going to kill me”

Chuck Norris

J0K35 (week 1)

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Chuck Norris is so immortal Even he killed death.

Depression

anti joke people

anti funny joke why do depressed people want to kill them selves to be loved on the news show for 10 minutes

Fat

JohnFDeadedy

My friend is gonna release a air strike, there has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.

Boring

NotAKiller AreYouACop?

My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he’s gonna kill off some characters. I asked him what his book was about and he said “Oh, It’s autobiography.”

Killer

killer room

if you kill a killer the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.

Depression

Nakul

Why are Nepalese bad at chess? Cause someone already killed their king 👑

Offensive

Nakul

Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵Bad at chess? Cause someone already killed their 👑

Offensive

Zach Topping

How does a non binary ninja kill someone?

They slash them