Isaac Newton's Virginity

This joke uses dark humor by contrasting the accomplishments of Isaac Newton with the shocking idea of killing a baby. The punchline reveals that the difference is Isaac Newton's virginity which is an absurd comparison and completely unexpected, making the joke funny to some.

• Isaac Newton
• Difference
• Die
• Baby
• Virgin
• Death

• You've probably heard this one before, but screw it. What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed? Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
• What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad? Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
• What's the difference between apples and dead babies? I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
• What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.