No Butter for You, Daughter

My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.

She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, dummy. You think you're so smart? This is a classic dad move. The joke's in the pun. Butterfly, butter, get it? And the "nice try"? It means cockroaches don't make butter, you imbecile.

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