KILL YOURSELF
If you kill someone, that's murder. If you kill a family member, that's still murder. If you kill a child, that's "child abuse"
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients he performs fellatio on them
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker? Not only do you get your money back, but, the second hour is free.
Someone kills a emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying. No one will suspect the killer was, anyone who took part.
A killer gone up to 5 people and kill 4 of them there were 2 couples and 1 3rd wheel the 5th one was left single out...
There is a man in the hospital the power went out and the man was stabbed to death, there are three witnesses, the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who was at the vending machine, who killed the man? The mom did because you can’t use a vending machine when the powers out!
I have WWII in my blood since my great grandfather killed hitler.
Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah
A man broke into stevie wonders house and threatened to kill his wife
He just turned a blind eye
you will never see a redneck opposing a war. he will instead say, "wait, i get to kill people and it's not illegal? and their foreigners?"
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
Little jonnie said to his mate i bet i can make you swear, his mate said goodluck, so jonnie told his mate that he slept with his sister, his mate yelled im gonna fucking kill you!
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Fuck off for i killed him bumbum
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark
Wow aiden maybe you been mean to Tenya she is hurting close to killing her self but hey I can pick your ass since ya know that is what I do!
Ama is a bitch I want him to die and kill him self
I don't understand why people hide under there blankets it's not like the killers gonna be like, I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket
