Im jokes

What do you call a redhead in a fridge?

I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.

I'm glad.

Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.

You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

I'm supposed to put a joke here.

But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?

I'm sure you'll laugh.

What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"

He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"

I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.

I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.

I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).

I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.

What did the fat girl say to the donut?

"I'm going to eat you tonight..."

Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏

America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow!

Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.

A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”

What do butts say?

"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"

Bully: You are a piece of shit.

Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.