Im jokes

Hi! I’m going back home.

Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.

Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!

Roses are red, I'm off the grid,

John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.

Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*

Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?

Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.

"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.

A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.

I'm about to say this but.....

*whentheimposterissus*

What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.

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When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”

HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)

I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.