
Adele jokes
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
Olivia Rodrigo
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.

