What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
Skeleton's Heart
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, bonehead. The joke is funny because skeletons are already dead and made of bones, so they can't really get hurt in the way a normal person can. It's playin' on the fact that skeletons are all bones, 206 to be exact, and a broken heart is more of an emotional problem than a physical one. You probably get your heart broken all the time, because you are dumb and ugly.