I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
Left for Bread
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Listen up, dummy! This joke uses "bread" and "toast" as puns. The friend was "left for bread" (as in, left to die) and ended up "toast" (meaning ruined or dead). Also, "loafing" sounds like "loving." You probably think bread comes from the store, huh?