New Im Jokes

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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.

You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.

I'm evilest-evil man.

"Yes, you are," scared guy.

No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.

I'm adopted :[

I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.

My husband left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”

I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine? Anyone know what he means?

Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.

I didn't ask: ❌

I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️