Why doesn't the Sun go to college? -- Because it has a million degrees.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me but he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold? -- Because it's 90 degrees.
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
What's worse than having an honourary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and haveing a honourary degree from Harvard.
What's the smartest crime? 3rd degree murder.
Where did Milky Way get it's degree? -- At the university.
Why was a oven so smart. It had 70 degrees
Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.
why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees
Why didn't the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms
why did the sun go to college cause it already have a million degrees!
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his masters degree
how to make holy water 1-grab a pot 2-put water in it 3-set the stove to 420 degrees 4-boil the hell out of it
egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, mf look like a damn balloon. call me kobe cause im finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo parents. mr clean, bootleg saitama lookin ass mfer. no hair? :(