Sun

Anonymous

Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.

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Cold

Anonymous

Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.

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Cold

Joker

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees

Killer

Moe Lester

My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.

Cold

Nyloracspam

Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?

A: It’s always 90 degrees.

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Fly

Hope this is funny

So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me but he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don’t succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.

Hotness

2k2k

why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees

Worse

Moe Lester

What’s worse than having an honourary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and haveing a honourary degree from Harvard.

Milky Way

Anonymous

Where did Milky Way get it’s degree? – At the university.

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Sun

Lol

Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!

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Crime

Moe Lester

What’s the smartest crime? 3rd degree murder.

Hell

MUMPHLR FUMPERDINK

how to make holy water 1-grab a pot 2-put water in it 3-set the stove to 420 degrees 4-boil the hell out of it

Right

Moe Lester

Why didn’t the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.

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Cry

Gwen

Mom: Anna let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time and you the other half that way it will all be fair and I don’t have to put up with this crying, I’ve already got 7 others to take care of.

Anna: I do mom. I have Fred(younger brother) go up and I go down!

Mom: Good. NOW HOW 'BOUT THE REST OF YOU GO PLAY OUTSIDE IT’S BEAUTIFUL OUT THERE IT’S THE WARMEST IT’S BEEN ALL YEAR, 45 DEGREES BELOW 0!

Kids: WOW! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!

Mountain

ALPHAwolf66

Why are mountains so smart Cuz they have a degree

Cold

Corner

If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.

NASA

Moe Lester

Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?

Because it has at least one hundred degrees.

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Difference

Moe Lester

How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it’s not real and it doesn’t exist because it’s not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333

Bin

Moe Lester

How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation? I don’t know, how does a well-graduated education approach a? With a degree!

Sun

Hannah h

Why doesn’t the sun go to college?

Answer: because it has a million degrees. 😀