Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees

Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.

What’s worse than having an honourary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and haveing a honourary degree from Harvard.

My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.

Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!

Where did Milky Way get it’s degree? – At the university.

why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees

Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?

A: It’s always 90 degrees.

So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me but he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don’t succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.

Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?

Because it has a million degrees.

Why didn’t the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.

What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?

Cold as hell

What’s the smartest crime? 3rd degree murder.

how to make holy water 1-grab a pot 2-put water in it 3-set the stove to 420 degrees 4-boil the hell out of it

Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?

Because it has at least one hundred degrees.

How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation? I don’t know, how does a well-graduated education approach a? With a degree!

I’m running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).

How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it’s not real and it doesn’t exist because it’s not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333

If I had a loonie for ever degree I have, I wouldn’t have a loonie.

It’s a very smart day today. I’d say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.

Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he’s smar.

Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge? It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava, if they’re active. And ours was.

Why did the glacier send the ice berg to college? Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than… ZERO DEGREES; at the atomic level.

You know what they say. Location Location Location. So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt and now he has degrees.

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