Degree

Degree Jokes

Sun

Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.

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  • Guy

    So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."

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  • Homeless

    What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.

    Corner

    Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?

    A: It’s always 90 degrees.

    Corner

    Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?

    Because it's 90 degrees.

    Major

    What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?

    The thot that counts.

    Corner

    How do you stay warm in a cold room?

    You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.

    Room

    Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.

    Sun

    Why didn't the sun go to college?

    Because it already had a million degrees!

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  • Sun

    Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?

    Because it has a million degrees.

    Water

    How to make holy water:

    1. Grab a pot.

    2. Put water in it.

    3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.

    4. Boil the hell out of it.