Why doesn't the Sun go to college? -- Because it has a million degrees.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me but he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.
What's worse than having an honourary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and haveing a honourary degree from Harvard.
Why was a oven so smart. It had 70 degrees
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold? -- Because it's 90 degrees.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
What's the smartest crime? 3rd degree murder.
why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees
Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.
Why didn't the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
Where did Milky Way get it's degree? -- At the university.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his masters degree
how to make holy water 1-grab a pot 2-put water in it 3-set the stove to 420 degrees 4-boil the hell out of it
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Why are mountains so smart Cuz they have a degree
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
