Degree jokes
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Memes
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?
Because it's 90 degrees.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(