A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how some people think blondes ain't too bright. The blonde goes to get tested for HIV, right? And when she gets the results, she thinks "positive" means it's all good news, like a thumbs-up. But here's the kicker: HIV positive means she's got the virus, which ain't a cause for celebration, unless you are into morbid stuff. I am a BEAR and I like salmon, so I am not into morbid stuff. Get it now, Einstein?