Legend jokes

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.

The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.

Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.

Death once had a near Chuck experience.

2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.

They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.

Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.

What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?

Billy's jeans.

Michael Jackson is pure cheese.

I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.