Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a uni cycle
Chuck Norris one put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
the day after chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years
Chuck Norris and medusa had a staring contest medusa turned to stone
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out everything moves backwards
covid said to stay 6 feet...i didn't think Kobe meant it literally
micheal jackson so white i turned blind
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
