I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you uncultured swine. This "joke" is about OP wanting to bang his daughter. He is going to dress as a ghost so that she doesn't know it's him. I have it on good authority that people who think this is funny probably smell like pennies and are bad at Fortnite.