What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?: They both spread for bread
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
What flour do you give a orphan
Self raising
My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40 year old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
I had a good time with friends
What does a prostitute and peanut butter have in common They both spread for bread
Jesus took bread and said: "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said: "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise and Peter said: "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
A slag is like the first peace of bread in a loaf everyone touches it but no body wants it.
Duck walks Into a bar the duck says to the bartender hey bartender got any bread bartender says no then the duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says NO duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says no and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar duck says hey bartender got any nails bartender says no the duck says well then bartender got any bread
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
mmmm bread I love panera bread This is unrelated but where i live there is no panera bread Yknow what thats called:
No panera bread
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay. Because it would be a bagel
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
