Bread jokes
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
I had a good time with friends!
A duck walks into a bar. The duck says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No." Then the duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "NO!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No, and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any nails?" The bartender says, "No." The duck says, "Well then, bartender, got any bread?"
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
A toaster and a slice of whole wheat bread sit together in the sauna.
After five minutes, the bread starts to sweat extremely and says: "Oh, I think I'm going to be a toast in here!"
The toaster just looks at it bored from the side and replies: "Don't get upset. I'm just here to really switch off."
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Panera Bread.