Bread Jokes

Anonymous
in Bar

Duck walks Into a bar the duck says to the bartender hey bartender got any bread bartender says no then the duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says NO duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says no and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar duck says hey bartender got any nails bartender says no the duck says well then bartender got any bread

James

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?: They both spread for bread

Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo mama so dumb. She sold her car for gas money.~~ Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

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Yeet

My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.

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Anonymous
in Programming

A programmer and his wife.

She says, “We’re out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they’ve got eggs, get six.”

After a while, he’s back with six loaves of bread.

The wife asks, “Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?”

He replies, “They had eggs.”

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Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

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Stephanie
in Nut

What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts

Anonymous
in Similarity

How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men’s bones to make their bread.

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a baby and garlic bread. I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.

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JLM
in Airplane

Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.

Anonymous
in Orphan

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread? Self-raising…

kristan davies

A slag is like the first peace of bread in a loaf everyone touches it but no body wants it.

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michael woodage
in Puns

FUN FACT: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!

yoland888
in Puns

a boy asks a zookeeper (why there is a baguette in a cage?)

the zookeeper says " it`s bread in captivity!!!

Anonymous
in Jesus

Jesus took bread and said: “This is my flesh!” Then he took wine and said: “This is my blood!” Then he took mayonnaise and Peter said: “Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!”

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Money_leia
in Orphan

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread? Self-raising

Punzar
in Puns

What do you say when you see a pig making bread?

He’s bacon.

Bread

how do people eat bread

87
in Toaster

i jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times what am i? a toaster