The 100+ Best Bread Jokes

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?: They both spread for bread

Duck walks Into a bar the duck says to the bartender hey bartender got any bread bartender says no then the duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says NO duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says no and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar duck says hey bartender got any nails bartender says no the duck says well then bartender got any bread

I had a good time with friends

Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.

FUN FACT: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

What flour do you give a orphan

Self raising

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40 year old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.

Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?

Because their meat has to be in bread.

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How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men's bones to make their bread.

Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.

A programmer and his wife.

She says, "We're out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."

After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.

The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"

He replies, "They had eggs."

What does a prostitute and peanut butter have in common They both spread for bread

Jesus took bread and said: "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said: "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise and Peter said: "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"