What does McDonald's and Priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds
Moe Lester
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes my uncle died in 9/11... He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Whats Osama Bin-Laden's favorite drink? A double Manhattan.
Who can jump the highest? Emos some of them are still falling.
Best political joke....... Joe Biden
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils : A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes? Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
What's the smartest crime? 3rd degree murder.
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have? 1979.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation? I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a? With a degree!
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
What's worse than having an honourary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and haveing a honourary degree from Harvard.
You know what they say. Location Location Location. So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt and now he has degrees.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge? It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava, if they're active. And ours was.
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar.
If I had a loonie for ever degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.