Image jokes
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
I'm not sure, but the image doesn't contain text. Without the text, I cannot extract joke information.
"Come on, take the camera!"
"Isn't it clear?"
"Well, look!"
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.