Once I saw a mirror.... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost
My wife is like a mirror
I can never look at it
Hey girl are your pants a mirror. ‘Cause I can see myself in them.
#pick-up-line
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What do you call an orphan’s picture
a family foto
are you a mirror,because i see myself in you
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my brother when he sees a girl
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. you don't. You have a father figure
https://image-ticketfly.imgix.net/00/02/78/42/68-og.jpg?w=500&h=334&fit=crop&crop=top
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Mirrors can’t talk, it’s sad that it can’t laugh at you!
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it I have always wanted to see porn, to bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Image you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt
me imaging how batman hairline looks like nobody: me:his hairline kinda do looks like a batman symbol
me after taco bell: go to: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FFiftyFifty%2Fcomments%2Facev8x%2F5050_nsfw_a_broken_toilet_with_shit_in_it_sfw_a%2F&psig=AOvVaw2cq_Jn7duRarhyGHIoYLqC&ust=1634828579833000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAgQjRxqFwoTCOjf0Peg2fMCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror
If you want a joke look at your self in the mirror !
<img src="http://media.syracuse.com/news/photo/2016/08/03/boeing-c-32bjpg-ba41bd1bac5ece9c.jpg" alt="Image result for a white plane"/> i guess this is pretty plane i am sorry i am just winging it wow i guess these jokes haven't taken of Wow i just landed that one
