Once I saw a mirror.... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost
My wife is like a mirror
I can never look at it
Hey girl are your pants a mirror. ‘Cause I can see myself in them.
#pick-up-line
What do you call an orphan’s picture
a family foto
are you a mirror,because i see myself in you
Mirrors can’t talk, it’s sad that it can’t laugh at you!
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it I have always wanted to see porn, to bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror
If you want a joke look at your self in the mirror !
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fme.me%2Fi%2Fbest-not-leave-hungry-kids-unattended-mums-grapevin-e-20751715&psig=AOvVaw2N7F3v4alsRdvth5ZvWf5W&ust=1670614933870000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAwQjRxqFwoTCKDh4uXj6vsCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
Biggest joke?
https://cdn-ami-drupal.heartyhosting.com/sites/muscleandfitness.com/files/styles/full_node_image_1090x614/public/zac-efron-baywatch-workout-1280.jpg?itok=0_m2wOFn
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my brother when he sees a girl
https://image-ticketfly.imgix.net/00/02/78/42/68-og.jpg?w=500&h=334&fit=crop&crop=top
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Image you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt
me imaging how batman hairline looks like nobody: me:his hairline kinda do looks like a batman symbol
I have a short TRUE story of how i found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend. when my brother was 12-13 years, he fucked his best friend and i saw it. i was like 4-5 years UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. all i heard was "ahh" and "mmm". the only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". i was so traumatized that i told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "he's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT.. NO YOU DUMBASS. he was playing the game "SEX". more like "GAY SEX". I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that i heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend! i actually got so curious, i opened the door and saw then doing "69". i was blank white after i saw it. i will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it. (just a btw i still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..) (he ain't no virgin not more i guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
