Health jokes
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
WJE iceberg
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Ajay's leg.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.