Therapy

Therapy Jokes

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them...

But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

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i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?

me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.

long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy 😭💀

My friend while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: You're priceless When we get to the checkout: I'm actually $2.50

Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she's going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he's Doing REALLY Well

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My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them. He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.

Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.

I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..

I now suffer from anxiety aND depression :\