Proctologist jokes

My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"

Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.

He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

Pokémon!

I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam.

Doctor: Yup.

Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.