Health jokes
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Memes
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Ajay's leg.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
It's snot fair!
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Spinach
Baal jharne ke upay?