Health jokes
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
It's snot fair!
Memes
me before summer
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Spinach
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.