Health jokes
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Memes
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Ajay's leg.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."