What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? π (Itβs all about how you pronounce the end.)
Whatβs Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, Iβm fantastic.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid.
Ajay's leg.
Why canβt the blind man see?
He just canβt see. π«€
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
