A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
I tried to get my bloood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside
What flies around the school in night? Alpha-bats!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first bite <3