Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
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Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident. They’ll hear the one word they hate the most. “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE”
what is the difference between a baby and a cano? i would never put a cano in my garage
There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo
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Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common? A: Fu@king close to water!
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders
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Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... the boat dock
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