Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. A skeleton didn't go to the dance because he didn't have a "body" to go with. Get it? Like, a real body, not just bones! You probably still think the earth is flat, huh?