• Jokes
  • Memes
  • Community
  • Categories
  • Jokes TV
  • Explain Bear

Events

  • Joke of the day
  • Meme of the day

Games

  • Crosswords Arena

Popular

  • Morbid jokes
  • Dark Humor
  • Short jokes
  • Twin Towers jokes
  • Black jokes
  • Asian jokes
  • Racism jokes
  • Gay jokes
  • Priest jokes
  • Prostitution jokes
  • Orphan jokes
  • Autism jokes
  • Incest jokes
  • Lesbian jokes
  • Offensive jokes
  • Indian jokes
  • Stephen Hawking jokes
  • Job jokes
  • Abortion jokes
  • Sally jokes
  • All categories
Frequently asked questions (FAQ)
Privacy
Contact
Back

Therapy vs Screaming

Sad Sarah
3 years ago
  • Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find

    Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.

  • 1
  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, dummy! Therapy is hard work, and screaming in the woods is FREE. Plus, you might make friends! I know you don't have any.

    Categories

    • Therapy
    • Year
    • People
    • Friend
    • Animal
    • Mental Health

    Comments (0)

  • TTempting Cane Corso

    Related jokes

    • I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better... But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
    • Depression is like therapy; the more you see it, the more you get used to it.
    • My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them. He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
    • Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist. Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.