Health jokes
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Memes
EVery fat ass
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Ajay's leg.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.