Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide WEB!
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied 'er!
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Knock knock Hwos here? Far from home hwos far from home Spider man
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost may.
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all! :D
What’s an orphans favourite marvel film?
Spider man Far from home
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
Where do spiders commit crimes? The Dark Web
what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie
Spider-Man, Because it told them there was no way home
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop? So that he could design his own “ website “.
You heard of spider man no way home. Now get ready for. Orphan: no way home.
why do orphans like spider man 100% of them are like him
Two mates walk into a bar Mate 1 : Shit! look at that spider over there Mate 2 : Whateverrrrrrr Mate 1 : No, seriously it's bloody massive Mate 2 : (Turns around) Shit thats huge, I thought you were Joking Mate 1 : No I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)
