Spider jokes
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
officially done !!!!!! ( the big shadow thing says " SPIDER- MAN " )
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"