What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost may.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, theres a spider. The blind man simply said. "Step on it".
[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all! :D
What’s an orphans favourite marvel film?
Spider man Far from home
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied 'er!
Why would an orphan be a good spiderman
Because his parents will be far from home
Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME Officer: you ok kid? Me: dont worry! hes my nephew, there was a big spider Officer: oh ok ma'am *walks off* When officer leaves: Me: *gets whip* what did I say about leaving the basement
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most? Web Cartoons!
[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Knock knock Hwos here? Far from home hwos far from home Spider man
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
