Spider

Spider Jokes

Spider-Man

Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?

Because he always makes spider-sense.

Wall

God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?

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  • Spider-Man

    Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?

    Because he’s always on the webcast.

    God

    God creating spiders.

    God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

    Friend

    To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!

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  • Orphan

    What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

    "Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

    Spider-Man

    Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?

    So that he could design his own “website.”

    Orphan

    You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:

    Orphan: No Way Home.

    Mate

    Two mates walk into a bar.

    Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"

    Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."

    Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"

    Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."

    Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"