Health jokes

Why did the alligator see a crocodile?

Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.

I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.

How to learn your Vitamins:

A = Art.

B = Bouncy Balls.

C = Cookies.

D = Da Sun.

You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!

I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.

😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

I'm sorry for your loss.

It is going tibia okay.

Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.

What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.

Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.

What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!

How much do the bones in your body weigh?

A skele-ton!

What do you say to your partner with diabetes?

Hey, sugar!

When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.

Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?

Me: The medication is the drugs.

I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.

Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.

Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.

Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.

Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?

Kids: Yeah!

Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!

Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.

*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*

Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.

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"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.

What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?

Nothing.