Health jokes

😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.

I'm sorry for your loss.

It is going tibia okay.

Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.

I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.

I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.

"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"

What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!

If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?

What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.

How much do the bones in your body weigh?

A skele-ton!

Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.

What do you say to your partner with diabetes?

Hey, sugar!

Why do people consume "Laxatives"?

Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!

Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Neither does he.

What did the mongol say to his dog?

Down syndrome!

Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?

Me: The medication is the drugs.

I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.

Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.

How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?

Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.

When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.