Health jokes
It's still depression, by the way.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
Fat.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Vaseline
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).