Health jokes

You know who else has dementia?

Comments for answer.

Me: I broke me bum.

Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.

Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!

My grandpa died to ligma.

Ligma balls lol.

Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!

What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?

Her miscarriage.

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

What is a pooper man called? A dentist.

Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?

'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.

Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!

What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

I'm sorry for your loss.

It is going tibia okay.

Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.

I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.

"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"

I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.

How to learn your Vitamins:

A = Art.

B = Bouncy Balls.

C = Cookies.

D = Da Sun.

You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!