Health jokes
Fat.
Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Memes
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
š· š š Stay safe in Quarantine.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.