Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

Because they’re shellfish!

What’s worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother’s v.....?

Realizing you only put in 4.

How do oysters call their friends?

On shell phones!

What’s worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother’s cunt? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.

I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.

Why don’t oysters give to charity?… Because they’re shellfish😂

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