Oyster jokes
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
Why didn't the oyster share its pearl?
Because it was a cunt.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Community talk
If one burgrer is half a pound. I can eat ten burgers and have consumed ten pounds of meat. which means I put a meat in my mouth. and lots of people (especially guys) eat burgers or other forms of meat. Which leads me to rocky mountain oysters which are literally balls. therefore eating meat is gay