What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Health Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated? He’s all right now."
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
