Building jokes
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
When the Lego set says 9-12Years but you finish it in 1 hour
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.