My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Three construction workers were sitting on the bridge that they were building, having their lunch break. The first guy says, "If I get a Vegemite sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The second guy says, "If I get a peanut butter sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The third guy says, "If I get another strawberry jam sandwich, then I am going to jump off this bridge." The next day, the first guy gets a Vegemite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich, and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All three guys jump off the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals, the first wife says, "If he just told me, I would have given him a different sandwich." The second guy's wife says, "It is all my fault. If only I knew." The third wife says, "I don't get it, he makes his own lunch."
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan? Me neither. It all came crashing down.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
