Building

Building Jokes

Plane

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

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  • Slide

    If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?

    Asking for a friend.

    Memes

    Stereotype

    Why don't Indians play soccer?

    Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.

    Wall

    Why does Trump build a wall?

    There’s such a thing as a ladder.

    Childhood

    My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

    North Tower

    What did the north tower say to the south tower?

    "Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."

    Reader

    Who's the fastest reader?

    Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

    9/11

    Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

    What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀

    Woman

    Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.

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  • Pepperoni Pizza

    Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.

    Plan

    Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?

    Me neither. It all came crashing down.