Building jokes
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Just do it.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What do you call a door? A floor.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.