My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad
why were 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9 then why was 10 affraid? it was between 9/11.
what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44 💀💀
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan? Me neither. It all came crashing down.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
(This is a fucked up pick up line) are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
