What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.