
App jokes
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(Shared from the "Wolves E-genda" app.)
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
I got jealous when my phone died.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Their family portrait is also a dating app.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
