App

App Jokes

Self Harm

My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."

Alabama

Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?

Because they aren't family!

Self Harm

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

Woman

Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”

Orphan

How are Tinder and orphans alike?

You swipe left till you find the one you like.

Day

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

Orphan

An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.

9/11

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

Game

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

Cashier

The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.

WhatsApp

Most annoying thing...

When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...

Gwen

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*