My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh this, I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
when you don't have a phone to play fruit ninja and improvise
I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
The orphanage was open in apps but I didn’t see the home button.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
Whats a dying person least favorite app ? TikTok
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
How are tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like
Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.
an orphan tried to make an app about orphans but their was no home page
is gwen still on this app thing?
When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers
The cashier asked if I wanted to get my extra dollar to the poor i said sure and i got a cash app notification for 1 dollar
I found this game, it's like flappy bird.:https://terrorist.group/
What’s missing from a orphans iPad
The home button
Most annoying thing... When we send something in What's app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
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2001 Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
