My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh this, I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
when you don't have a phone to play fruit ninja and improvise
I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
Whats a dying person least favorite app ? TikTok
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
How are tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like
an orphan tried to make an app about orphans but their was no home page
is gwen still on this app thing?
Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.
The cashier asked if I wanted to get my extra dollar to the poor i said sure and i got a cash app notification for 1 dollar
When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers
I found this game, it's like flappy bird.:https://terrorist.group/
2001 Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
why shouldnt orphans get a phone?
they would get stuck in a app because they cant find the home button
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life well I'm on this app 24/7 so do I have no point in life 24/7 or am I just weird and unwanted?
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so ama type songs. If u want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
me: the last time I used DUOLINGO was WHEN THE DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT.
duolingo: lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
