App jokes
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
What is the best Catholic dating app?
Grinder.
Memes
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.