My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
