Health jokes
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
Memes
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
I got shot once. Now I'm holey.
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"