What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Parademic
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
He pimples?
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
