Health jokes
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
Official orgasm donor.
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.