Hand sanitizer jokes
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
If you drink hand sanitizer, does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........💀
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Community talk
True funny story. Today on the school bus I looked at one of the older kids behind me and said “do you like hentai?” Then he said “no do you?”, then I said yeah then he said “do you jack off?” Then i said “yes” then i said “lets shake hands” after we shook hands the girl siting next to him started laughing and said “why did you do that!”, the guy quickly used alot of hand sanitiser after relizeing why i shook his hand