Hand sanitizer jokes
If you drink hand sanitizer, does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........💀
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Dam
tru tho
Every god damn day
Community talk
True funny story. Today on the school bus I looked at one of the older kids behind me and said “do you like hentai?” Then he said “no do you?”, then I said yeah then he said “do you jack off?” Then i said “yes” then i said “lets shake hands” after we shook hands the girl siting next to him started laughing and said “why did you do that!”, the guy quickly used alot of hand sanitiser after relizeing why i shook his hand