Hand sanitizer jokes
If you drink hand sanitizer, does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........💀
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
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Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
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True funny story. Today on the school bus I looked at one of the older kids behind me and said “do you like hentai?” Then he said “no do you?”, then I said yeah then he said “do you jack off?” Then i said “yes” then i said “lets shake hands” after we shook hands the girl siting next to him started laughing and said “why did you do that!”, the guy quickly used alot of hand sanitiser after relizeing why i shook his hand