What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Mashed Potatoes
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is that a "retard" (which, by the way, is a super outdated and offensive term) getting hit by a car becomes "mashed potatoes." Get it? Because they're both, like, mushed up? You probably drive a Prius and think Nickelback is peak music.