Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, this dummy puts all the junk food they ate into their fitness app, right? The app sees all that garbage and figures this person's about to kick the bucket, so it calls an ambulance! It's funny 'cause this bozo clearly ain't been eating no salads.