I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Hey, listen up! So, CPR is like, a thing you do when someone stops breathing, not a spelling test. This person thought they were being clever by saying they know the alphabet instead of knowing how to save a life. What a dummy! Maybe you can't spell either, buttercup.
Anonymous
Lol