I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone…
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say ‘Thank God’ and to stop the horse, to say ’ Hallelujah’. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".
3 cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says ´´ I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands´´
Cowboy 2 says ´´ I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb´´
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.