Health Jokes

What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?

One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.

Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.

What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

"Happynese" (happy knees).

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

The meme shows a still from a video with text above a person with a shocked look on their face. The text says: "The genie after I tell him my second wish is to make cancer contagious."

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.

Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.

When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:

What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don’t care if she has one.

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.

What happens to a nervous nut?

It cracks.

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!