Prostate Jokes

Yggdrasil Crimson

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where i should put my pants. "next to mine" was not the answer i was expecting

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Anonymous

in Prostate Cancer

You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.

Just not for long!

Anonymous

How would you best describe prostate cancer?

Well it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!

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MArMaR69420

My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam. That being said I wish he hadn't!

Thomas

I go into get a prostate exam, I'm nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

Surgery

Anonymous

How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?

It’s all Depends!

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Ohio-Chan

in Memes

I just hope the patient wasnt a man and has no prostate problems

Cell

Anonymous

What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?

Cell-ablate!

dr bright

in Doctor

when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders

Hospital

Anonymous

Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital. Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good. Guy #2: Why, what is it? Guy #1: Turns out, I have Prostate Cancer. Guy #2: Oh man that sucks... Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!

Big Jim

in Puns

"Want to hear a joke about pizza never mind it is to cheesy" -Hello YOU MORON ITS *TOO not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE

Anonymous

I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass