Prostate Jokes

Yggdrasil Crimson

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where i should put my pants. "next to mine" was not the answer i was expecting


I go into get a prostate exam, I'm nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

in Prostate Cancer

You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.

Just not for long!


My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam. That being said I wish he hadn't!


How would you best describe prostate cancer?

Well it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!


What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?



How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?

It’s all Depends!

dr bright
in Doctor

when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders


Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital. Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good. Guy #2: Why, what is it? Guy #1: Turns out, I have Prostate Cancer. Guy #2: Oh man that sucks... Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!

Big Jim
in Puns

"Want to hear a joke about pizza never mind it is to cheesy" -Hello YOU MORON ITS *TOO not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE


I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass