There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side so i crashed the car.
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
The ones you hate most are also the one who is by your side most.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
i saw a kid on the side of the rode covered in rags and asked if he was a orphan he said what gave me away i said your parents
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to there other side!
How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How'd she burn the other side? They called back
Americans be like: Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road.
England be like: Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road.
Russians after a car accident be like: Here in Russia, road is road.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice ...
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? to get to the other side
