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Side Jokes

"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"

Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway

Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.

Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."

Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.

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i saw a kid on the side of the rode covered in rags and asked if he was a orphan he said what gave me away i said your parents

What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.

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Americans be like: Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road.

England be like: Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road.

Russians after a car accident be like: Here in Russia, road is road.