The 40+ Best Ad Jokes

lewandowski is so fast becuase who ever would think of adding an engine to him is a genuis

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas. "I don't understand it, Doc", she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas". "Thankfully", she added, "they are at least silent when I fart". Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him. The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled. The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".

A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it......we adopted you”.

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick

Q. what do you give a sick lemon

A.lemon Ade

*Visiting Alabama* Pop Up dating ads be like: Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com

🍷 📺 What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are ✝️ white christian nationalist? They both thank you for your financial support 👍 👍 👌 👌 😘 😘 😊 😊 💰 💰 💸 💸

Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap

what does the twin towers and my ads condom both have in common they both broke and everbody cried

I added Paul Walker on my Xbox but all he does is sits on the dashboard

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Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-MYERS it.

I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"

Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today? Person 2: “Seven” Person: 1: “What the fuck dude..” Person 2: “I know right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.” (Based on an encounter I had recently)

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People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023

2023: GO BACK NOW! THEIRS 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!

Ads for meds be like: Chloroform its Chloroform helps with itchy eyes :side affects may include Acute Flaccid Myelitis (AFM) AIDS (HIV/AIDS) Alphaviruses. Alzheimer's Disease. Alzheimer's Diseases (Spanish) Arboviral Encephalitis. Arthritis. Babesiois.Cancer Unintentional injuries Chronic lower respiratory disease. ... Stroke and cerebrovascular diseases. ... Alzheimer's disease. ... Diabetes. ... Influenza and pneumonia.