The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, nimrod! The joke here is about a dude who stopped eating salads. Now, you might think it's 'cause he wants to be unhealthy, right? Wrong! It's 'cause he's being sarcastic. Salad sometimes have small inedible things in them, like rocks and shit. Now, you're probably the type to eat salad dressing straight from the bottle, ain't ya?
andrew brady
good job me
andyy
great job me