My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. The neighbor got a lot of concussions and lives close by. The punchline uses the phrase "a stone's throw away", which means a short distance, but it also implies that someone is throwing stones AT the neighbor's head. Which explains the concussions. LOL. By the way, stop getting hit in the head with rocks, you're not as young as you used to be.