Die

Gavboy

My cousin died last week he needed a blood transfusion but we didnt know his blood type he just kept saying “b positive b positive” but its hard to be positive with him gone

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Tenzin da fadafingling

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

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Doctor

Anonymous

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like

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deadly humor

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

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Blood

Anonymous

Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?

They all have blood “eh”

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama’s so fat her blood type is coca-cola

Blood

Anonymous

What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he’s blood type “eh”? “Ah, probably just go with blood typo”

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Nutella.

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Fat

Anonymous

Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush

Blood

d-boii

wht is a obese ladys blood type. NUTELLA

Life

Anonymous

what goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual diabetes

Ugliness

Anonymous

yo mumma so ugly her blood types puss