Blood Type

Blood Type jokes

Cousin

    • My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.

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    • Mom

    • My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

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    • Ex

    • My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

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    • Dad

    • My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...

    His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

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    • Loss

    • If I'm dying and you ask me what's my type, I will say Karl Jacobs. Then my monitor will start beeping and y'all will get dragged out screaming, "YOUR BLOOD TYPEEEE!"

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    • Ghost

    • I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."

    Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.

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    • Patient

    • What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"

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    • Dad

    • My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

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    • Rabbit

    • "A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"

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    • Friend

    • My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

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