My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

My cousin died last week he needed a blood transfusion but we didnt know his blood type he just kept saying “b positive b positive” but its hard to be positive with him gone

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like

What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he’s blood type “eh”? “Ah, probably just go with blood typo”

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

Yo mama’s so fat her blood type is coca-cola

Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?

They all have blood “eh”

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Nutella.

wht is a obese ladys blood type. NUTELLA

yo mumma so ugly her blood types puss

what goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual diabetes