Fighting Obesity

One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a person who sees a kid bullying another kid. The person tells the cop that they are fighting obesity. Then the cop shoots the "fat kid" (fat shaming) and asks how he did. It's dark humor because cops don't just go around shooting people, especially not based on their weight. You probably thought it was real? I heard that you think a 'balanced diet' means holding a burger in each hand.

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Ouch! That's a violation of my biological rights! I demand a lawsuit for this! Lawyers!

Well that can get rid of diabetes and heart disease as well as the person them self

Welp, the fat kid's fucked if he's in any region of Korea.