A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
Dark Humor in the Delivery Room
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this joke is dark. Like, "lights-are-off-and-nobody's-home" dark. Basically, the doc is messin' with the mom by pretending the baby is alive and then revealing it was dead all along. It's funny 'cause it's so messed up and unexpected, kinda like your last attempt at cooking. I bet you think salt is spicy, don't you?
NOPE
thats not funny i love dark humor but thats to far dude
Tolerant
Sick fuck