What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
Why’s it called a Caesar Salad? ‘Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty three times.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves...today was the tip of the iceberg
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Bcz he was a her before.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
What did the salad say to pineapple
Lettuce be friends
whats juice wrlds favourite salad? a seizure salad
what did the salad dressing say to the tomato? Don't look I'm Dressing!
what do you call a cripple convention? a salad.
you telling me Julius Ceaser, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says "tell ya what, spell out "lad" in salad" she spells L A D, Johnny replies "spell "rot" in carrot" she spells R O T, Johnny says "now spell "fuck" in vegetables or fruits" she says "there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits" Johnny exclaims "thats what ive been trying to tell you!"
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy? A seizure salad.
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