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How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty three times.

What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

Why did the tomato blush? – Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why was the chef embarrassed. He saw the salad dressing.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce? – You make a seizure salad.

How do you make any salad int a Cesar salad? you stab it 23 times.

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?

A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )

What did the salad say to pineapple

Lettuce be friends

caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman’s forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad… i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead

the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don’t need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those f...ing vegetables.

What was the epileptic chef’s house special? Seizure salad.

Julius Caesar (salad) made easy

Boy: mom why are drinking this disgusting red soup, I wanted salad
Mom: quite son we only get this once a month

Why did the tomato go red because it saw salad dressing

What a group of Disabled people in a coma called?

A Salad

Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.