How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty three times.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )
caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman’s forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad… i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead
the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don’t need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those f...ing vegetables.
Boy: mom why are drinking this disgusting red soup, I wanted salad
Mom: quite son we only get this once a month
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.