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How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty three times.

What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

Why did the tomato blush? – Because it saw the salad dressing.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce? – You make a seizure salad.

Why was the chef embarrassed. He saw the salad dressing.

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

How do you make any salad int a Cesar salad? you stab it 23 times.

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?

A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )

What did the salad say to pineapple

Lettuce be friends

the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don’t need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those f...ing vegetables.

Why’s it called a Caesar Salad? ‘Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.

caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman’s forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad… i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead

Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!

What was the epileptic chef’s house special? Seizure salad.

Julius Caesar (salad) made easy

Boy: mom why are drinking this disgusting red soup, I wanted salad
Mom: quite son we only get this once a month

Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black. But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But If I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She’s so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause I’m in your house every night doin your mo-om. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom I’m havin sex with your mother That makes me better than you. I’m havin sex with your mother That makes me better than you. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom

How do you make any salad a caesar salad -stab it 23 times

Why did the tomato go red because it saw salad dressing

“One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and…“ He is interrupted. “Why are you saying this aloud?” A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, “You wanted to know how to live on your own. But I guess experience is more helpful,” he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.

What a group of Disabled people in a coma called?

A Salad

Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.