How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty three times.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )
the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don’t need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those f...ing vegetables.
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.
Boy: mom why are drinking this disgusting red soup, I wanted salad
Mom: quite son we only get this once a month