Why did the tomato blush? – Because it saw the salad dressing.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty three times.
What did the salad say to pineapple
Lettuce be friends
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? – You make a seizure salad.
How do you make any salad int a Cesar salad? you stab it 23 times.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )
Why was the chef embarrassed. He saw the salad dressing.
what did the salad dressing say to the tomato? Don’t look I’m Dressing!
Cesar: What was that good salad called? Servant: Ceaser, Cesar. Cesar: Okay, what’s going to be the weather like? Servant: Hail, Cesar Cesar: yes I know Hail Cesar but I need to know what the weathers like! Servant: Well its hail, Cesar. Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
Why’s it called a Caesar Salad? ‘Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
What was the epileptic chef’s house special? Seizure salad.
How do you make any salad a caesar salad -stab it 23 times
caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman’s forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad… i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead
the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don’t need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
why did the orange start blushing?..because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the tomato go red because it saw salad dressing
please stop using this thread it is cancer