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How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty three times.

What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

Why did the tomato blush? – Because it saw the salad dressing.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce? – You make a seizure salad.

Why was the chef embarrassed. He saw the salad dressing.

How do you make any salad int a Cesar salad? you stab it 23 times.

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?

A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )

What did the salad say to pineapple

Lettuce be friends

the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don’t need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those f...ing vegetables.

caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman’s forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad… i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead

What was the epileptic chef’s house special? Seizure salad.

Julius Caesar (salad) made easy

Boy: mom why are drinking this disgusting red soup, I wanted salad
Mom: quite son we only get this once a month

Why did the tomato go red because it saw salad dressing

Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.

What a group of Disabled people in a coma called?

A Salad